Wait a sec Bruce i gotta call on dabatgaly, i think she needs spiritually uplifting with a free home bible study !
*makes sure zips done up and ties straightened, knocks on door*
Dr Jekyll
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When did you first "get the truth"
by unclebruce inconfessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
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JW's do believe in Hell
by jstalin ini was thinking today about the jw vision of "paradise on earth," and i realized that their vision is actually hell.
who would want to spend 1000 years living with lions, picking berries, hanging out with other jws, and not being able to have sex?
that's not paradise, that's hell!
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Dr Jekyll
No - sorry toilet paper and public toilets are out of the question.... perhaps that's what all these people are doing ... wondering where to "go"
No Jehovah will provide an army of small chiwahwahs for dubs to wipe their bottoms on (All that fruit its gonna be a bit messy)
No more empty toilet rolls All you have to do is whistle and they'll come running.
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JW's do believe in Hell
by jstalin ini was thinking today about the jw vision of "paradise on earth," and i realized that their vision is actually hell.
who would want to spend 1000 years living with lions, picking berries, hanging out with other jws, and not being able to have sex?
that's not paradise, that's hell!
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I knew John was a real tightarse by the way he sliced bread (thin as.. and impossible to butter - must have been a scot ) but I was shocked when I first used his dunny - strips of AWAKE!™ were all that he used (never the Watchtower but!)
AWAKE!™ with staples, unc
Isn't that worthy of a JC, wiping your bottom on Jehovah's spiritual food?
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Slap Gumby Here ~ Weak Poll #2
by unclebruce ing'day rude people,
brother gumby is without doubt the most annoying poster in this whole system of things he posts long and loud and without fear or favour and he's 'merican too and we all know how annoying that can be.
yesterday the apostate news broke the story of gumby's kingdom hallperversion.
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Dr Jekyll
s'ok unc.....I'm just waitin for the right moment.....then I'm gonna pounce on ya like a tiger snake in the brush.
In other words, wait till your at a urinal then hes gonna come running out the lockup and get you
Don't be wearing open toed sandals!
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The Plot Thickens...
by RichieRich insaturday, i was out in service for 8 hours.
i'm auxillary pioneering.
uh.
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Dr Jekyll
Well, Bro. {NEW P.O.} told me a few weeks ago that on that site you had said something about Dee Ay-ing yourself when you turn 18. Something about handing the brothers your letters, sealed in envelopes?"
You said this here a few months ago... Maybe we're being watched.
It seems to much of a co-incidence to come out with something like that. Maybe they do know but knowing you have but a short time till you're 18 they're leaving you alone in the hope that you see sense and change your mind.
They did approve me to auxillary, they still call on me to comment, and ask me to read
They're hoping you stay, they don't want to lose you so why get your back up by stooping you doing something. All that would do would lose you in two months.
This brother broached the subject, HE KNOWS!
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Do you still believe in JEHOVAH?
by lowden infurther to the thread that minimus stated about 'still believing'....what i want to know is do any of you stil believe in jehovah?
that is, the named god of the bible that sanctioned the genocide of millions of unbelievers.
as the israelites came into the 'promised land' god told them to devote to destruction 7 populous nations and not let a breathing thing live, or in other words commit genocide!!!
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Nah! Like the post above says and if I may be so bold to add---Religion is for adults that need imaginary friends
And we're all really f*cked if even our imaginary friends don't like us
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Adult humor! Contains Some language.
by Sparkplug ini was sent this the other day.
i laughed so hard.
it truly is a funny setup.
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Dr Jekyll
Ah I saw that kid doing an awards show once, he was in the crowd of reporters asking celebs questions then being rude to them on camera.
He has a radio piece in his ear and he gets fed lines from someone sitting close by.
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When did you first "get the truth"
by unclebruce inconfessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
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Dr Jekyll
I was a true believer, not the snotty nosed do-gooder you propose.
LOL ok ok*reachs for the pepper spray*
lol
No doubt I've offended one or two others in here though that were like that...
Imagine having a kid like that though, someone that ate, slept, took baths and played football in a suit...
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When did you first "get the truth"
by unclebruce inconfessions of a "theocratic liar.
may 16th 1965. hampstead gardens primary school.
adelaide.
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You weren't one of those middle aged 10 yr olds were you?
They were normally elders kids, never ever smiled or laughed and it was there life ambition from the age of 4 to be a PO
Those kids were REALLY scary
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Meeting Survival Guide Games to play
by unclebruce inmeeting survival guide games we play
one doesn't grow up religiously attending '5 meetings a week' without developing a strategy for survival.
mine started at about ten years of age and gradually grew more sophisticated as the years assemblies rolled by.
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Dr Jekyll
LOL ..geez elderwho - there's a whole other thread there - what is it like "study'n the watchtower stoned?
We need to organise a meet up and try it out... we just need a VERY dodgy elder and MSlol Personally I think I'd either try jumping the nearest sister, eat the mag unless there was something else edible nearby or I'd fall asleep.